Legal In All 50 States!
Actual advertisement. The address at the bottom is somehow quite
Why Are We Giving Away Our Nationally Advertised
GFX-100 INDOOR TV ``DISH'' ANTENNAS
for only $5
- No cable box necessary--uses ``RF'' technology to capture signals
right out of the air!
- Brings in every local VHF and UHF channel from 2 to 83!
- Legal in all 50 states!
- No wiring or installation!
- Works like ordinary pair of ``rabbit ears''!
- You pay NO cable fees
because you're NOT getting cable!!!
- You pay NO satellite fees
because you DON'T use satellite signals!!!
ALLOW UP TO 6-8 WEEKS FOR SHIPMENT. FULL 1-YEAR MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.
GUARANTEED TO FIRST 10,000 WHO RESPOND BEGORE DEC. 17
Throw away your old TV rod antenna! The GFX-100 looks like an
outdoor satellite ``dish,'' but works indoors like ordinary
``rabbit ears.'' No wiring or installation! Legal in all 50 states.
You pay NO cable fees because you're NOT getting cable!!! You
pay NO satellite fees because you're NOT using satellite technology or
service!!! Works entirely via proven ``RF''
technology--actually pulls signals right out of the air. Instantly
locks into every local VHF and UHF channel from 2 to 83 to bring you
their movies, sports and special events
just like an ordinary pair of ``rabbit ears.'' No cable
box or special attachments needed! Enhances color and clarity,
helps pull in weak signals. Compatible with all TVs from 3-inch portables
to giant 7-footers. Sits on any TV top in less than 4 linear inches of
space! Guaranteed not to utilize, replicate, transmit or interfere with
any satellite signal. Complies with all applicable federal regulations.
Not technical razzle-dazzle but the sheer aesthetic superiority of its
elegant parabolic design make the GFX-100 a marketing breakthrough!
At this price, put one on every TV in your home! (Sorry, limit
3 per address. No dealers or wholesalers, please!) We reserve
right to extend above time and quantity guarantee.
© 1990 RBM Ltd., 1200 Shames Drive, Westbury, NY 11590
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