Subject: banjo jokes
From: email@example.com (Darrell Reich)
Date: Fri, 8 Feb 91 06:30:03 EST
Darrell the banjo picker's canonical list of Banjo Jokes...
(You've been warned!)
Approved for all audiences.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five; one to screw it in and four to
- complain that it's electric.
- lament about how much they miss the old one.
- stand around and watch.
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.
An uzzie only repeats forty times.
- chain saw?
- A chain saw has a dynamic range. ...and/or...
- You can turn a chainsaw off.
- Harley Davidson motorcycle?
You can tune a Harley.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded: you don't
have to be very good to get people's attention.
What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
``Will the defendant please rise.''
What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State
What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
It saves time in the long run.
What will you never say about a banjo player?
That's the banjo player's porsche.
Banjo players are a lot like sharks: they think they have to keep playing or
they will sink.
How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
By their names. (originally, ``Irish fiddle tunes'')
The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building:
you don't really need one.
Does this kinder, gentler era have room for another generation of obnoxious
banjo pickers telling dumb jokes and playing fast?
(zombiegrass--picture a banjo picker standing straight faced under a
large cowboy hat...)
Edited and converted to HTML by Dan Bornstein, firstname.lastname@example.org.