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Milk Experiment #7: Minor Cat

From: "The Kev Myster!" <mtr...@m...>
Subject: Murphy The Cat
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 1997 21:21:04 -0700

My friend's cat is the perfect milk advertisement. He is a 9 month old
Burmese cat with a milk moustache.  If you know any way that we
could contact the ad people would you please get back to me?
My E-mail is mtrabian@m...  I plan to make Murphy
a very famous cat.
       Sincerely Jill Turabian


To: "The Kev Myster!" <mtr...@m...>
Subject: Murphy The Cat

>My friend's cat is the perfect milk advertisement. He is a 9 month old
>Burmese cat with a milk moustache.  If you know any way that we
>could contact the ad people would you please get back to me?
>My E-mail is mtrabian@m...  I plan to make Murphy
>a very famous cat.
>       Sincerely Jill Turabian

I suggest finding a good agent for the cat. Once you do then the agent
can use his or her connections to arrange for an audition. Please be
careful, though--there are a lot of unscrupulous agents out there.
Also, make sure to get a social security number for the cat, since
he'll be making a lot of money and hence will have to file a tax
return. Does he know how to write, or at least sign his name on legal
documents? I suspect not--nine-month-olds generally can't do that. Oh
yeah, that also means that you'll have to arrange for tutors and
day-care and the like; all those laws about minors in the tv/film
industries can be a pain in the butt these days.

Good luck. Hope this helps, and be sure to read the MILK FAQ at
<...milk.com...> to clear up any confusion.

-dan