Milk Experiment #27: Does Milk Hurt?

From: Taryn Freeman <tar...@b...>
Subject: to milk guy
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 19:53:30 -0500

does milk hurt your body ?

or any part of your body ?

please email us as soon as you can !

From The freeman family

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 18:12:56 -0800 (PST)
To: Taryn Freeman <tar...@b...>
Subject: Re: to milk guy

>does milk hurt your body ?
>or any part of your body ?
>please email us as soon as you can !
>From The freeman family

If you take a half gallon of milk and stick it in the freezer for a couple
days, and then you take it and hurl it at someone's body, then there's a
good chance that the milk will hurt that person's body. If you wield it
with both hands and directly thwack them, then it is even more likely to
inflict damage, pretty much any part you aim for.

BTW, I'm very much a peace-loving person myself, so I hope your interest in
this matter is purely academic. It would be a shame if it turns out I were
responsible for an increase in milk-related violence in this country.

Take care, and all the best,